My wife found this at the store and bought it for me because it says “man smells like wood” on the box, which, I mean, you have to buy that. Sometimes what seems like a joke turns out not to be. Like this guide. The Last Call Shampoo bar is the same—there’s an element of humor here and it’s fun, but it’s also a big part of the soap. Or shampoo. Or whatever you want it to be, really.
I am what you might call a minimalist when it comes to all things dating. I have a beard; I never put anything on it. If I have ever used conditioner on my hair, it was by accident. You get the idea. I don’t see why I need a shampoo and bar of soap, so for me, this thing is everything in one neat package that lasts a long time, doesn’t have plastic packaging, and is cheaper than most shampoo bars I’ve seen. Try it, you will love it. And you will smell fresh, clean wood. –Scott Gilbertson




